Double Declaration Protocol · v2.1

Offset your intentions, not your emissions.

Declare what you were going to do anyway. Commit to twice as much. Revoke the second one. Your avoided emission cancels your actual emission, and GuiltFree issues a certificate confirming the result is net zero. No trees. No projects. No waiting.

Instant issuance 100% additionality, self-assessed 0 projects funded Independently self-verified

The supply problem

Conventional offsetting is held back by three constraints.

It requires a forest.

Trees are slow, flammable, and inconveniently located somewhere that is not here. Many of them were already standing, which raises awkward questions.

It requires money.

Someone, somewhere downstream, has to be paid to do something. This introduces cost, intermediaries, and a paper trail.

It requires the reduction to be real.

The most persistent obstacle in the sector. GuiltFree is the first protocol to treat it as optional rather than foundational.

How it works

Four steps. One certificate.

The reduction and the emission are located inside the same person. This removes the need for a counterparty.

01

Declare your intent

State the thing you were going to do regardless. Honesty at this stage is encouraged but not structurally necessary.

02

Commit to twice as much

Your baseline scenario is revised upward. Your counterfactual self now intends to do it twice. This is the scenario against which you will be measured.

03

Revoke one instance

Cancel the second one. This is the difficult part. You have now generated a verified avoided emission, exactly equal to the thing you are about to do.

04

Receive your certificate

Your avoided emission is retired against your performed emission. Net zero. The certificate is issued before you have finished reading this sentence.

The instrument

Offset something.

No account required. Nothing is transmitted anywhere, which is also true of the emissions.

1 · Declare
2 · Amplify
3 · Revoke
4 · Certify

What were you going to do?

Select a common activity or describe your own.

The mathematics

The reduction is exactly as real as the baseline it is measured against.

Let B be the emission you were always going to produce. Declare 2B. Revoke B. You emit B and you avoid B. The books close at zero and no one has to plant anything.

Read the full methodology →

E_baseline = 2B (declared) E_performed = 2B − B = B E_avoided = B (revoked) E_net = E_performed − E_avoided = B − B = 0 ∎

The registry

Every retirement, permanently on record.

Retirements are written to this browser's local storage, where they cannot be independently verified by any party, including us. This prevents double counting by preventing counting.

0
Certificates issued
0.0 kg
CO₂e avoided (declared)

The verifier

Check certificates and total them.

Each certificate is checked against its issuer's published key, and each disclosure against the digests the issuer signed. Nothing is trusted because it looks official.

One per line, or separated by spaces or commas.

Declarants

Trusted by people who were going to do it anyway.

“I offset a transatlantic flight while still at the gate. I did not board the second plane.”
Dana KirchhoffFrequent declarant
“Our entire department is now net zero. We simply doubled everything and then didn't.”
Prof. Milo TarrantInstitute for Applied Counterfactuals
“Considerably cheaper than a tree, and it arrives instantly.”
Sasha VogelCFO, Northbrand Logistics

Declarants are fictional. So, in a meaningful sense, are their reductions.

In development

GuiltFree at checkout.

The browser extension watches for the moment you complete a purchase, doubles it, revokes the duplicate, and issues your certificate before the confirmation email arrives. Guilt is resolved in the same session in which it was incurred.

Nothing leaves your machine. There is nothing to send.

Order confirmed · 1 × next-day delivery · €38.00

GuiltFree detected a purchase. Declare 2×, revoke 1×, and this order is net zero. One click.

Questions

Frequently declared questions.

Is this real?

No. GuiltFree is satire. It offsets nothing, funds nothing, and issues certificates with no standing of any kind.

Does this reduce emissions?

It reduces reported emissions, which is the metric that appears in the report.

Can I offset something I have already done?

Yes. Retroactive intent is fully supported. Simply declare that you had intended to do it twice.

What if I actually do both?

Then you have emitted 2× and avoided nothing, and the certificate becomes misleading. Please do not do this. The protocol depends on your restraint at precisely the point where it stops being convenient.

Is the second one real?

The second one is exactly as real as the reduction it produces. This is the position taken by the wider sector and GuiltFree sees no reason to depart from it.

Who verifies the certificates?

You do. Third-party verification was considered and found to be the origin of most of the difficulties described above.